Sooooooo, this is what we all held our collective breaths for huh…
Well what I can tell you is this, Beyoncé x 4 (or 7, or 8 or 9!!) + Pepsi = a completely underwhelmed me!
Yeah yeah yeah I know, yesterday I was all pumped up waiting, anticipating, trembling thinking we were getting a new track (not just a preview) complete with full video, or maybe an album tracklist… *sighs* Nope!
What we were served today after all that was an advert for a drink I don’t even like… and a mere 1 minute preview of a new track from Bey…. Boooooooooooooooooo!!!
We I want more!!!
*breathes* …C’mon Bey, how you gon’ play us like this?
Were you satisfied? Will this make you buy this brand of cola?? Does she comb her eyebrows like that or they just grow that way? I digress…
Let me know your thoughts on this one.
The other #B 😉
She already told
Keyshia Cole and all other female artists the world to ‘Bow Down’ but my friends, that it seems was a mere preamble to the main body of what is to come…
This right here is music marketing at it’s finest…and I’m HERE for it!!
I’ll be there Bey.
You know that chick, the one that looks on point literally everytime you see them, the one that seems to switch up her style so casually and always looks great…effortlessly, that one that makes you want to pull out the peruvian tracks and get some box braids [even though you know they’ll take 10 hours to put and you’ll be bored of them in 10 minutes]? Well for me Solange Knowles is that chick.
I don’t know if Solange has or uses a stylist officially or even unofficially but all I know is that whenever I see her in pictures she’s #winning in the style stakes. Afro or short cut hair, red carpet or dressed down, Solange’s looks all say minimal fuss but shout maximum confidence.
Her hair, her clothes, the accessories, the colours, her make-up, she rocks it all so insouciantly. That she manages to hold her own in the individuality stakes is another reason to give her props and see her as more than just “Bey’s little sister”.
Stylish Solange I say YES to all of this!!
This just goes to show you can make a catchy tune out of anything!
Now not only did Ms Brown suffer the fear of waking to find her apartment block was on fire (“Oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire”) and suffer the indignity of being caught in her headscarf on live TV, but now this musical ditty?… This is so
funny wrong *cough*
This lady has Bronchitis!! Somebody go get her a cold pop…
(I defy any of you not to be humming this after a few listens!)
Post script: What the heck does it say about her neighbourhood when her first thought after smelling smoke was that one of her neighbours was barbeque-ing… indoors… in the middle of the night?! *blinks*
P.s. here’s the original interview