Sooooooo, this is what we all held our collective breaths for huh…
Well what I can tell you is this, Beyoncé x 4 (or 7, or 8 or 9!!) + Pepsi = a completely underwhelmed me!
Yeah yeah yeah I know, yesterday I was all pumped up waiting, anticipating, trembling thinking we were getting a new track (not just a preview) complete with full video, or maybe an album tracklist… *sighs* Nope!
What we were served today after all that was an advert for a drink I don’t even like… and a mere 1 minute preview of a new track from Bey…. Boooooooooooooooooo!!!
We I want more!!!
*breathes* …C’mon Bey, how you gon’ play us like this?
Were you satisfied? Will this make you buy this brand of cola?? Does she comb her eyebrows like that or they just grow that way? I digress…
Let me know your thoughts on this one.
The other #B 😉
Question: is it only me who is slightly irritated by the sudden rash of so-called ‘Harlem Shake video’s popping up on some social media sites; I don’t mean to sound like a bore (note: yes I do mean to and in fact I don’t care if I do) but I just don’t get the fad.
I don’t know when or where it started but all of a sudden everyone from UK soap ‘actors’ to sports figures to random members of the public have decided it would be fun/funny to shoot and post short videos of themselves jerking, writhing off-beat, masked and jumping around. *blinks* Ok so nudge me and let me know when to laugh-_-
Sadly I found myself watching some of the videos (willing one, just one of them to make me even just raise a smile). Anyhow what got on my nerves more than the fact that I didn’t find any of the videos funny, was that many of them were being described as “*insert name* does the Harlem Shake”. *looks quizzically to camera 1*
Now hold on just a….
I may not be a dance extraordinaire but I know my moves and I know that, whatever this foolery dance move is that I’m witnessing in these videos, it is NOT the Harlem shake!
Now I get that some of you may think that this is mere pedantry and might say it’s being called the Harlem Shake because of the line in the song, those who seem to have jumped on the bangwagon of the current “Harlem Shake” fad may argue that it’s all just a bit of fun, but my problem is – What about the real Harlem Shake?!
Are we just going to forget that a dance move called the Harlem Shake already developed, grew and still exists? Is that how it works nowadays, in with the new out with the old and forget it ever existed? No, nope, nu-uh!!
What kind of message were we putting out to ‘the old school’ (or should that be skool?) by simply allowing this young pretender of a craze just swoop in and act like it’s the real deal Holyfield?
All jokes aside I do take issue with the seemingly casual disregard of the real Harlem-shake by all these new so-called shakers; perhaps why it irks me is that it speaks volumes to me about the state of modern pop-culture where everything is looked at as being expendable, fads come and go without so much as a nod to their platforms of the past or a thought to the precedents that may be set for the future.
Misappropriating any art form be it (a) dance, music or a fashion or simply “creating” a new version of something which has no connection to its predecessor and without any acknowledgment, homage or credit being paid to its predecessor, if left to merely ‘slide’ (not to be confused with the ‘Electric Slide’) in my view sets a dangerous precedent for all things creative and artistic. Where do you draw the line?
Personally, as a discerning (and #bougie) consumer of ‘creativity’ and creative endeavours I want to know where to pay my due credit, financial or otherwise.
Tell them Jourdan
Update – What do you guys think of the points made by US host and author Prof Melissa Harris-Perry here:
I’m sorry, I don’t get it? What exactly is the meaning of this?? *straightens straight-laced skirt* Let me get this straight, is the Dream really singing about dating/wifing/sexing an aspiring cocaine addict/crack fiend? Or is this “Dope B*tch” he sings of an allegory of the actual drug he’s on when producing this crap he likes to call music??!
I don’t even know where to begin with that video, or Pusha T’s tired braids *sighs* I mean really???
Look ladies trust me, there are far better ways of earning a trip to Isabel Marant than hiding drugs in your bra… (And just when exactly would that ever be a good idea?)
I really can’t deal with the f*ckery that this “song” represents; I want to know who’s claiming this nonsense as part of their culture? You people are just letting the whole side down, that includes me, and for that I am NOT happy.
Mr Nash Sir, you are simply going to have to do better.
Pusha T, take a leaf out of your brothers book and start doing better.
*hopes no one in the office stumbles upon this crap and relates it to me and mine*